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Well kiddies, I finally jumped into the wild world of self-publishing via the e-book method. It's terrifying and awesome all at once. I guess we'll see how it goes.

If anyone sees this and is interested in taking a peek, it will be FREE on Kindles and any device that can run a Kindle app April 19th. After that the book will be $3.99.  You can go here www.amazon.com/Blood-for-Wolve… to check it out and see if you like it. :)
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Super Llama!

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Fuck yeah.
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So out of sheer curiosity of the ratio of naked men vs. women on this site, I clicked on the "Artistic Nude" linky and cruised through the pages to count up how many of which I had the pleasure of seeing.  *mildly annoyed/disappointed sigh*

As I thought.  I don't know if it's because dA sucks with their porn policy or because people are fucking retarded and are okay with titties and coochies everywhere but can't handle some manly cash & prizes, whether or not the shot is actually very well done.  After 11 pages (because dA wouldn't let me go beyond that for some reason), here are the results:

Women: 211
Men: 52
Man/Woman: 1
None: 1

(that last one wasn't actually a person's body - it was a vase of some kind in the shape of, who can guess?  A woman.)

I get it.  We ladies are fun to photograph.  And I'm sure we're even more fun to look at.  I don't deny that many photos are indeed well done with effort put into them by the photographer as well as the model(s).  But of course there were plenty that I would never admit are art.  Sorry.  But I don't put a canvas smeared with shit in the category of art either.  So sue me.  I'm not claiming to be an expert in art or photography but....really?

There are plenty of directions I could go with this.  Plenty of things I could talk about.  But my little journal isn't going to be seen by, oh, anyone, and dA isn't going to change and I doubt we'll see a shift in those numbers anytime soon.  So I'm just going to move on and let it all be because we've already heard all the arguments before and so forth.  I'll just have to deal with seeing every woman's naked body on this site from here to eternity while the beauty of the male body remains hidden in the backpages of dA because everyone's so goddamn afraid of a dick.

Whatever.  I'm out.
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Yah

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No one visits my page (to my knowledge) and I've been too busy to bother screwing around with my pictures and putting them up.  But who knows, maybe I will on a day when I get bored and have nothing to do *makes a note on the "If you get bored, you can" list).

Anyway, for those of you who enjoy fanfics and have played FFXII, check out mah sista's debut staceums.deviantart.com/ … was pissed at the game, so she's rewriting the whole story.

Yah, the whole story. :ohnoes:
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Omg

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Hmm, so it's been a while.  I don't even think anyone looks at my stuff anymore...but that's okay because I just don't have a camera for good times (who wants to buy me one?!), and besides I mostly spend my time here looking for work that will inspire my writing muses and leaving comment all over like a fairy whoring out all her fairy dust.

Yeah.

Anyway, real updates are made at www.geocities.com/ssjakira1 where you can get to my two blogs, Epinions, and just about anything else you need.  As if you needed any of it.

So now that you have that, don't expect another entry in here for...well probably just as long as last time unless I suddenly get all overzealous about DA or a sweet camera falls out of the sky and cracks me on the head. (which would be AWESOME by the way).

Toodles!
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